51 Fiendish Ways to Leave Your Lover

51 Fiendish Ways to Leave Your Lover

A Macabre Gag Book

Fully Illustrated by Glenn Chadbourne

Introduction by P.D. Cacek

1. Shoot yourself at his wedding…right before his bride says,

“I do,” scream, “I did!”

2. Ask her mother on a date…while you’re both visiting Mom’s house.

3. Rubber stamp all cards, letters and bills that arrive: “This

prisoner is not entitled to mail privileges: Return to Sender.”

4. Buy her a cemetery plot as her “big gift” for Valentine’s Day

Contact: Lisa Mannetti

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